Saturday, July 31, 2010

Big money spent on Lindsay's rehab clinic raises eyebrows

It would appear that going to prison nowadays isn't quite the horrible experience it used to be, but instead a harmless inconvenience. That is, if you look at the rehab clinic Lindsay Lohan will be checking into.

The rehab clinic the embattled movie star will be staying in is being fitted out in a renovation worth nearly a quarter of a million dollars, a number of news websites report.

Lohan will not be staying, as initially thought, at a rehabilitation centre in Newport, but instead at a 'satellite location' in Costa Mesa.

It can't be so bad though. The facility she will be housed in is being 'pimped out' in true Lohan style. A new walk-in closet, a remodeled kitchen and new flooring are just some of the improvements being made on the property.
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Lindsay Lohan keeps us shocked with gun-licking nun poster

There's been something remarkably shocking about the behavior of Lindsay Lohan as of late - with going off to prison and all. She clearly feels that she needs to keep us all shocked continuously.

Not wanting to disappoint us, Lindsay threw together this wonderfully insensitive poster advertising her new movie - which depicts the actress as a nun while licking the barrel of a gun. Another still from the movie (see it after the jump) shows Lohan (again in full habit) pointing that gun at the camera.

Just a couple of questions: Just how long will it be until this shock machine will wear off? Can she really keep this up for very long?

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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Get your Lindsay Lohan interview for just $500,000 (Plus other gossip)

It turns out going to jail may not only save Lindsay Lohan from slipping into bad habits once again, but also make her a very rich little girl - with prices for interviews with the newly sentenced cell-dweller going for as much as $500k.

In other gossip, TMZ reported recently that the Sheriff's department wants an interview with the 12-year-old son of Oksana Grigorieva - who also turns out to be the son of D-lister Sean Connery 'wannabe' Timothy Dalton - because they believe he may hold clues into the couple's volatile relationship.

Also, it turns out that Tony Curtis, the actor who suffers from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, has been hospitalized because of breathing problems.

He is said to be in a stable condition and may be released shortly.
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Saturday, July 10, 2010

Lohan's new lawyer strolls onto the scene

Newly sentenced jailbird and professional alcoholic, Lindsay Lohan, has had her new lawyer (her old one packed up and left) speak to gossip website TMZ. Among other things, the legal supremo said he planned to 'kick butt' and 'take some names' - well, according to the website.


The lawyer, Stuart V. Goldberg reportedly told the site in speaking about his strategy: "Instead of making her reactive, like a pin cushion, [we're going] to be proactive. We're gonna go after them."


He also noted that he wasn't fond of the idea that Lohan would be going to jail. Clearly the judge did, however. [TMZ] [Image via NY Daily News]
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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Lindsay Lohan's lawyer throws in the towel

As if you weren't all sick of hearing about Lindsay Lohan, we have another nugget on the story that may change things a little as she nears the beginning of her life as a jailbird. 

It would appear that Lohan's lawyer, as reported by TMZ this morning, will no longer be serving as her defense attorney.

If you are sick of hearing about this case, do not worry - we are sick of reporting about it. We shall now look to lessen the quantity of the nauseating Lindsay Lohan coverage that has coated this homepage for the last few days.
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Lindsay Lohan calls judge a 'F**king Bitch' following hearing

Well, it appears that Lindsay Lohan doesn't just confine her profanity ridden messages to her fingernails, this time she's having a go at the judge in her case.

In a bitter complaint to her celebrity friends, Lohan spluttered that the judge who presided over her hearing hates her, wants to get at her, and is a 'f**king bitch'.

What's more, she adamantly tells the press and those surrounding her that she doesn't have a problem with drugs or alcohol.

Gossip website TMZ has reported that some defense lawyers who work in the Beverly Hills area say that the sentence that Revel, Lohan's judge, gave her was 'out of whack' and that other people who came before her with similar cases had only received 30-day sentences.

"No one gets 90 days for something like this," the website quoted. [TMZ]
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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Video: Lindsay Lohan's crying plea to judge before jail sentence


We've been hearing about the Lindsay Lohan hearings for some time now. Including a very recent revelation of some interestingly applied profanity scribed across the actress' fingernail. Here is the video from Lohan's tear-filled plea to the judge before being sentenced. 
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Lindsay Lohan had 'F**k you' written on fingernail during hearing and sentencing

Newly sentenced jailbird Lindsay Lohan may not have to be worried about her 90-day jail sentence any more, because more interesting evidence has just emerged about the star's fingernail art.

Photos from Lohan's violation hearing today reveal the hidden message painted on her fingernails.

Interesting choice of words for the trial - "F**k U" - although I'm not entirely sure it was really appealing to the hearts of those who were to decide her fate.

Maybe a more intelligent message to write on one's finger would have been 'I'm Sorry' or something a little more heartfelt.

See more photos of Lindsay during the trial and her interesting fingernail message after the jump.

[Photos via WWTDD]



Did Lindsay Lohan Write 'F*** U' on Her Fingernail for Her Probation Hearing?

Did Lindsay Lohan Write 'F*** U' on Her Fingernail for Her Probation Hearing?

Did Lindsay Lohan Write 'F*** U' on Her Fingernail for Her Probation Hearing?

Did Lindsay Lohan Write 'F*** U' on Her Fingernail for Her Probation Hearing?

Did Lindsay Lohan Write 'F*** U' on Her Fingernail for Her Probation Hearing?

Did Lindsay Lohan Write 'F*** U' on Her Fingernail for Her Probation Hearing?
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