French thieves flash breasts to distract ATM user

Two French thieves are being hunted down by Paris police after one flashed her breasts at an ATM user, in order to distract him while an accomplice took his money.

Although the incident was captured on CCTV, the women have not yet been identified, and police are warning other ATM users to be on the lookout. “We would advise anyone withdrawing cash from a machine to focus on what they are doing and not allow themselves to be distracted, however attractive the view,” a spokesman suggested. 


The perpetrators, who are described as women (duh) in their twenties, withdrew 300 euros from his account before escaping the scene of the crime. 

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French president shares a moment during Bastille Day celebrations in France

French President Nicolas Sarkozy kisses his former-supermodel wife, Carla Bruni, during Bastille Day celebrations in Paris. Bastille Day, for those who are unaware, is the French equivalent of Independence Day and serves as their national celebratory holiday.

It's nice to see that the president isn't entirely phased by the recent drop in his once high popularity within French society.

Good to see the French can still rock it like they used to.

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A picture of elegance is the man dubbed "France's real-life Hannibal Lecter"

France's favorite, new and up and coming sex criminal, Nicolas Cocaign is going on trial for eating a prison cellmate - we've all had those days.

As the Telegraph reports, Cocaign is believed to have beaten his cellmate, Thierry Baudry with his fists and feet, then stabbed him with scissors, then removed one of his lungs and ate it for a nice mid-afternoon snack.

The man reportedly thought that Baudry's lung was actually his heart. Isn't it annoying when you think that a certain meat is something that it actually isn't.

His name is pronounced as 'cocaine', by the way. [Telegraph]

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