French thieves flash breasts to distract ATM user

Two French thieves are being hunted down by Paris police after one flashed her breasts at an ATM user, in order to distract him while an accomplice took his money.

Although the incident was captured on CCTV, the women have not yet been identified, and police are warning other ATM users to be on the lookout. “We would advise anyone withdrawing cash from a machine to focus on what they are doing and not allow themselves to be distracted, however attractive the view,” a spokesman suggested. 


The perpetrators, who are described as women (duh) in their twenties, withdrew 300 euros from his account before escaping the scene of the crime. 

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Paris Hilton caught (again) with cannabis

It seems that the laughably stupid and incorrigible hotel heiress just can't keep herself away from cannabis, having been caught again with the drug in France.

Police, according to AFP, found less than a gram of cannabis in her handbag, but nevertheless proceeded to hold Hilton on the island of Corsica. This is Hilton's second brush with the law in just a few short weeks.

She also made headlines when she was arrested in South Africa during the World Cup. One of her friends took a joint to the Brazil-Netherlands quarterfinal and was caught.

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